I want bar hags to know I am their type of fella but I don’t want guys in leather making googoo eyes at me.
Ooooh, definitely that redneck one that’s really full and goes down beside the mouth, but there’s no goatee. You know, the one Randy Johnson rocks out occasionally. Make sure you offer free mustache rides to all the scags at the bar.
by: April M
on: 4th September 06